jesus christ

talk about an absence much.

socratic-dialogue replied to your post: what do you think of your alpha self?

I’m honoured. Well and truly so.

as you should be.

knightofclockwork:

aloofstriderguy:

sup yo bonjour

really
is it nta now i thought it was supposed to be asl.

tch
bro
the one that i died in
30 but technically 34 because i don’t age anymore. 

asl can go fuck itself ive got shit to cover and nta does the job well
ill have to start using that 

oh damn never mind then
alpha
unless theres another specific timeline im not aware of
and there is 
but i dont need to get into that right now

so sup older me technically from another universe??? 

well fine then
seems to work easier here anyway.

no not alpha
beta
as in
the one you’re from, i assume.
like
alpha beta
as in i’m that one bro who actually died
but didn’t quite stay dead.

well who knows
i’d say maybe i’m from your universe but i’m not and i know that for a fact.

but
still
 nothin much
bein dead.

you? 

he’s an alright kid i guess.

never really talked to him but from what i’ve observed he’s basically a living thesaurus.

the wordy-ness isn’t really all that necessary but yeah

he’s alright.

knightofclockwork:

aloofstriderguy started following you

hey hi hello

name timeline age go 
i got notes to keep 
im assuming beta timeline for convenience though 

sup yo bonjour

really
is it nta now i thought it was supposed to be asl.

tch
bro
the one that i died in
30 but technically 34 because i don’t age anymore. 

wvnderbar:

i bet my love life is a disaster because i never forwarded any of those chain emails back in 7th grade

how the fuck does a dead guy even almost choke

how does this work somebody enlighten me.

askthetenticletherapist:

aloofstriderguy:

askthetenticletherapist:

aloofstriderguy:

goddamn
back
did anybody miss me or what. 

Oh Hello there Strider. I haven’t seen you in a while

maybe because i was gone, is why you haven’t seen me.

hey there lalonde nonetheless.

What a witty response! I can’t believe I’ve been graced with the presence of Dave Strider!

Nevertheless, I was quite curious to why posts from you hadn’t appeared on my dash. But, I see. You were Gone

dave strider
ha
hahaha
good one
fuck that
i’m bro is it that hard to tell.